Hahari gets the High School Date She Wanted!

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You Season 3 Ep 11 Review

Okay, 100 Girlfriends, you have two episodes left in the season, and all the girlfriends have been introduced. There are a lot of one-shot adventures that can be covered, so it’s not like the show is lacking for content. And while there are plenty of stories that I would love for the anime to adapt, I’m surprised at the ones that they chose. Well, mostly the second one.

High School Date for Hahari

So, Hahari was walking down the halls one day when she overheard one of the students talk about how the manager at his job asked him out. Which is fine, except she’s 29 and has a kid, which makes things awkward. Sensing that this is bothering her, CHADtaro decides to take her out on a date. Not just any date, though: she’s going on a date as a high schooler!

Remember how Hahari admitted that she would’ve liked to be a high schooler again, and got that cosplay of her daughters uniform and pulled it off even better than Hakari? Well, Rentaro decides to have her fulfill her dream. Which is, honestly, way more adorable than weird, if you ask me. Don’t forget, Hahari had to give up on her teen years to have Hakari, so she never got to enjoy her youth like she should’ve. It’s why she’s acts more like a teenager or kid than most of the people who are actually teens; she’s making up for lost time. Needless to say, she deserves this treat. That, and I wasn’t joking earlier. Hahari manages to pull tbe high school senior look better than her daughter, and I know there will be fanart of her in that getup.

The date itself is also super sweet, as they go to a museum dedicated to this teddy bear toy her family sponsored that she adored. It’s cute to see her get so passionate about it. What is concerning, though, is the revelation that she gave her teddy French kisses before bed as a kid. So, she’s always been this affectionate, it seems. Not that I don’t blame her. I still have the stuffed baby doll I loved as a kid in storage.

The date is pretty cute as a whole, and I really like how Hahari got to enjoy a taste of what could’ve been had she been younger, like Hakari’s sister instead of her mom. But I think it’s for the best that she is the family mom. It’s thanks to her that the Rentaro Family can even afford to do all the things they do. Heck, I’m pretty sure she’s secured positions at one of her companies for all of them when they graduate, so they’re financially secure.

Well, that was fun! So what will the second half of the episode be-wait a second? What do you mean it’s not another baby episode? But that is supposed to be the next chapter! Oh…oh, they’re doing this little story arc.

They just skipped 50 chapters!

So, you know how one of the best parts about 100 Girlfriends as it continues is that the girlfriends start to do activities that don’t necessarily involve Rentaro? It’s a way for the series to play them off each other and show how their quirks can interact, and one of the best pairings is between Shizuka and Nano. Nano is super protective of Shizuka, seeing how fragile she can be as a sign that she needs to be protected at all costs. And as the good book says, “If thou shalt make thine angel Shizuka Yoshimoto shed tears, thou shalt be smote with supreme wrath by the Rentaro Family.” And when Shizuka shows up at school one day without her phone, Nano immediately senses something is wrong.

Again, it must be said that when it comes to cuteness, Shizuka is the most adorable member of the Rentaro Family. Even the logic-driven Nano is enamored by her cuteness. But she’s right. Something is very wrong.

Shizuka’s Mom vs Rentaro

So, I’m not sure if you remember this, but Shizuka’s mom is one of those misguided parents who wants her daughter to be “normal” when she clearly displays signs of some kind of anxiety, not to mention her stammer. So she took her phone to get her to talk, but that only causes more harm than good. I should know. I am on the autism spectrum, so I had to spend my years in public school around people who needed other ways to communicate. I myself do a better job communicating by writing than by speaking at times and nobody has questioned it. So now, it’s up to Rentaro to get through to her mother. Oh, and to highlight how serious this is, there is no zing. So I guess the series draws the line at women who already have a living spouse.

The crazy thing about this, though, is the fact that the anime does this. This arc doesn’t happen for another fifty chapters in the manga. Why is the anime jumping to this out of nowhere? Do they really need to have a serious arc at the end of every season! Not to mention how I was hoping that the anime would cover the second of the baby chapters! Yes, there are more of them! Four, as of the manga!

Give me my expectations, you guys! This season has been all over the place with the stories and it’s starting to get on my nerves. At least I’ll still have the dub to watch .

I Give “Of Children, Adults, Ladies, and Mothers” a 3/5

Hahari Got her Hands on Kishika

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You Season 3 Ep 10 Review

Doggone it. I knew that things were going to go south for Kishika the second Hahari got her hands on her.

But how did we get to this situation? Let me explain.

So, the episode opens up with the traditional introduction of the girlfriend to the Family, followed by the traditional ice-breaking activity. In this case, it’s a kendo fight. All of the girlfriends against Kishika in a battle royale with paper balloons. Pop your balloon, and you’re out. Winner gets a kiss from Rentaro.

Girlfriend Slayer: Kanojo Hametsu no Yaiba

Now, fighting 16 on one might not sound like a fair fight, but this is Kishika and an anime. Have you seen how crazy sword users are in anime? Let’s just rate how each person does.

Yeah, we should’ve thought that Iku would lose first on purpose. But Nano was unexpected. And I’m pretty sure at this point that Kusuri is a certified fan of Zoro from One Piece.

Mei and Karane went down faster!

Hakari and Yamame’s plan was great on paper but poor in execution.

The real fight, though, is against Naddy, Yaku, Mimimi, Meme, Momiji, and Kurumi. They turn the whole thing into a parody of Demon Slayer and the anime isn’t ashamed of it and give Kishika a run for her money…but she still wins.

…is what you’d think I’d say! Cue the punchline as the real winner is Hahari. It’s easy to forget just how devious she can be at times.

And once Hahari has won, she doesn’t hesitate to use her mommy powers on the poor girl. Which leads to…this.

And with that, Kishika has lost her cool image as a knight. But she gets a family of fellow weirdos.

COMEDY SKETCH TIME!

Now, with two episodes left in the season, I was left wondering what’s going to be covered. And I really want to know what they could cover in those episodes. Well, of all the things they chose to do, it was basically a comedy sketch: the Rentaro Family versus an eating challenge.

So, there’s this chapter right afterwards where the is woman who lost an eating challenge and got humiliated has made this impossible ramen challenge as revenge on the world. Unfortunately for her, every single one of her challengers is a member of the Rentaro Family.

What follows is pretty much one of those comedy sketches that relies on the absurdity of escalation to make it funny. Every time a Family Member manages to one up her, she comes up with some ridiculous new challenge, only for it to get progressively stupider. This pretty much everything that we want to see in a Japanese comedy sketch and I love it. And having Kurumi be the final boss is just the icing on the cake. I suggest that you guys just watch the episode for yourselves and enjoy the pairings of the girlfriends, because they are hilarious.

We only have two episodes left of the season, and I have no idea what they will be doing. If I’m lucky, we’ll get another baby episode. That was funny!

I Give “The Rise and Fall of the Proud Girlfriend” a 4/5

Momiji Momi, the The Gr***pling, Joins the Family

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You S3 Ep 6 Review

Well, at this point, I can safely say that the third season of 100 Girlfriends is speedrunning the manga. Either that, or the studio decided to rearrange all the stories between meeting new girlfriends so they can actually introduce said new girlfriends. If that’s the case, then I’ll likely do a lightning round of all the stories missed, but I’m not complaining. Especially since this means that we get to meet my second-favorite girlfriend of the season. Why? Because I love massages.

I, Momiji, Have Joined

It all starts when Rentaro is looking into this urban legend at school. Word is that this mystery girl is going around giving massages to female athletes that are so good, their brains short-circuit. Wanting to do something nice for his girlfriends, Rentaro tries tracking her down when he hears a scream! And when he gets to the tennis court…ZING!

Meet girlfriend number fifteen, Momiji Momi, a third year in middle school (she sits right next to Kurumi.) I love Momiji. She is one of my favorites of the girlfriends in the series, easily one of my top five personal faves. And it all has to do with the joke about her: she likes groping. A lot.

Momiji likes touching anything soft and supple, especially women. So much so that she’s dedicated her life to become the worlds best masseuse to ensure that all women grow to be beautiful and soft. Basically, she’s killing two birds with one stone by turning her perverted need for groping into a career. It’s gotten to the point where she can tell when a person needs muscle relief just by looking at them, which is why she takes an interest in Rentaro. His body has gotten so stiff from running everywhere to find dating spots that she compares it directly to Astro Boy!

All of the girlfriends have their own unique quirks that are meant to be used for comedy, but it’s easier to tell jokes for some more than others. In Momiji’s case, she’s a twist on the classic trope of beautiful women in anime getting groped by others. She can get away with it thanks to her masseuse skills and because she’s a girl, which allows for many instances where she creates physical humor for us. For example, in a future chapter, we see get small and proceed to Lupin dive into Hahari’s chest, pose and everything. And im glad that the anime keeps the spirit of this intact, even if it changes the translation a bit.

Also, i loved the joke of Rentaro intentionally getting his body stiff again by becoming the assistant of Nozawa, the illustrator for the 100 Girlfriends manga. Being a mangaka can be agonizingly stressful, and im glad they kept the thank you to her in the anime. What an epic fourth wall joke!!!

And then we get to the introduction on the rooftop. Or massage appointment.

This. THIS IS PEAK

I did like how Karane’s tsundereness released into ecstasy with acupressure, but I think my favorite reaction was Iku’s. It was like using a phoenix down on a zombie!!

How Momiji Met her First Love (Women’s Bodies)

By the way, the anime doesn’t go into it, but there’s a funny story that explains why Momiji is into groping soft things. She’s always liked them, but when she was a toddler, her mom took her to this bounce house. As she was enjoying herself, she bumped into a toddler Hakari and started smooshing her.

It gets crazier. When Hahari comes to pick up her daughter (she should only be 16, but she looks like an adult), Momiji sees her chest, and can’t resist feeling her. Because…evolution! And…ZING!

That’s right. Momiji’s other soulmate is Hahari’s bosom! She doesn’t remember it, but her hands certainly do! The anime takes the joke a step further with that oppai mousepad. In the manga, it’s explicitly Nami, but the anime switches it to Hahari. Either they couldn’t get the rights to do that (which I doubt because they got Rentaro cosplaying as Luffy), or they thought it was funnier. And it was.

I Give “Momiji-chan’s Squishy Festival” a 4/5