May I ask for One Final Thing?

There’s a Special Place in Hell for Those who Manipulate the Good

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May I Ask for One Final Thing Ep 9 Review

You know what I hate? Villains blackmailing nice people to do what they want against their will. It breaks my heart to see sweet, pure, and worthwhile people being forced to perform acts of evil against their will. It’s one of the reason why I hate villains who blackmail good people to do their dirty work, and Terenezza definitely qualifies as such a villain. Thanks to her and her b**** goddess, Scarlet’s home is in grave danger. But even worse, though, is the fact that the Palmians forced sweet little Sanya, AKA Saint Diana, into becoming their pawn.

They are all going to be needing some punishment before this is over, and Scarlet will see it done.

Palmia Must be Stopped

So, after the failed ambush of Terenezza last episode, Scarlet fell into a deep slumber. And while she has slept, things have only gone from bad to worse. Terenezza has led the Palmians to destroy one of the crystals creating the barrier protecting Pallistan. With its destruction, the entire kingdom is at risk from invading monsters. Even worse, two neighboring countries declare war and are on the march. This is something that the Palmians have been planning for some time now, and it’s about to come to fruition.

It’s almost impressive just how thorough the Palmian Church’s plans to destroy Pallistan were. They intimidate the Dianists, corrupt the nobles from within, and Terenezza would use her powers to have one of the princes wrapped around her finger. However, knowing all of that only serves to demonstrate just how massive a spanner in the works Scarlet has proven to be. She’s managed to derail almost all their evil plans, and they were only willing to act once she fell asleep. Thankfully, she wakes up from her beauty sleep halfway through the episode, fully committed to punishing the naughty Palmians.

Especially after learning how they manipulated poor Diana.

And the Good Book Said “Thou who Manipulates the Sweet Little Girl Shall Suffer”

For some time now, Julius and Sigurd suspected that there was a spy in the Church of Diana feeding the Palmians information. As it turns out, that mole was none other than Diana herself. They forced her to be their agent with the promise of being able to restore her missing powers as a Saint. Little did she know, it was the Palmians themselves who stole her powers in the first place. And poor little Diana, desperate to prove her continued worth and value as a person, fell for their Faustian bargain hook, line, and sinker. It’s only after seeing what’s happened to Scarlet, the person she cares about the most, that sje decided to put her foot down in front of their agent, Dios. Thankfully, Scarlet manages to de-escalate things with her fists, and while Julius does intend to punish her after all this done, I doubt she’ll get in serious trouble. The Palmians stole her powers and emotionally manipulated her. It would be hard for many people in her shoes not to act like she did. At the very least, Scarlet responds to her actions with empathy and understanding.

Which is not something that could be said regarding her reaction to Dios…at first.

Wasn’t Expecting That

So, Scarlet remembers that when Diana’s life was in danger when her palanquin collapsed, Dios was genuinely worried for her safety. Thus, she knows he’s a true believer of Palmia and a decent person. As it turns out, she’s spot on. Dios doesn’t give two cents about Palmia; he just cares about Diana, his half-sister.

Dios is half-human, half-elf. His mother was an elf, but his father was a human and also Diana’s father. He tracked them down in the hopes of chewing him out over it, but as soon as he saw Diana, his big brother instincts kicked in. And when Diana lost her powers, the Palmians pulled the same con on him that they would then use on Diana herself. However, now that he knows that the Palmians themselves are responsible for stealing Diana’s saintly powers in the first place, he’s done with them. He even offers to give Scarlet info on them…but she refuses. Instead, all she wants is for Dios to prove himself by doing right by his sister by stopping the Palmians.

Thankfully, Scarlet and Julius won’t be alone in this effort. Remember Prince Alflame of the Vankish Empire? It would seem that the Palmians tried to reach out to him to get him to join in on their “crush Pallistan” plan. Instead, he’s going to help the woman he’s madly in love with. So that makes two examples of simping in a single episode.

We are nearing the endgame of this story, and there is still plenty of ground left to cover. However, I’m confident that this show can stick the landing. With luck, Scarlet will be giving us all an early Christmas present of battered and bloody Palmians.

“May I Explain That This is Not Something That Just Anyone Can Do?” A 3.5/5

I Knew Scarlet Was a Saint!

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May I Ask for One Final Thing Ep 8 Review

There are few things more dangerous and destructive to the well-being of mortals than being caught in a fight between gods. Most of the time, Gods are, by nature, so far above us mortals that if they want to be jerks, we can’t stop them. So when one god decides to mess with another by messing with their favorite mortal, they can get away with it. And the gods that are actually nice usually can’t do anything because conflict is forbidden, so they have to choose a champion on their behalf. Why am I mentioning all this? Because it turns out that this is the exact scenario that Scarlet, Diana, and all of Pallistan are stuck in. All thanks to a yandere goddess.

Scarlet, the Patron Saint of Crash-Outs

The holy pilgrimage of Diana, Scarlet, and their group continues as they travel across Pallistan. It’s more than just a religious ceremony, though. There are four crystals at the cardinal points of the kingdom creating a barrier to keep out monsters. Once a year, the saints of Pallistan are supposed to purify the crystals with their divine blessings. At least, that’s how it’s supposed to be. However, Diana lost her power a year ago, forcing Scarlet to do all the work.

Yes, you read that right. This episode reveals that there have secretly been two saints in the Kingdom of Pallistan, and Scarlet is the second. Her blessing from the time god Chronoa makes it so, and it’s why she was engaged to Kyle in the first place. Which only makes the former prince even dumber, in hindsight. He actively antagonized someone who was vital to the Kingdom’s security, and gave her more than enough reason to want to turn on them. The fact that she never did means she truly is a saint. A saint who only punishes those deemed needing of said punishment.

At any rate, the Palmians seem to refuse to learn their lesson, as they decide to antagonize Scarlet yet again! When the group makes it to their next stop, the lord in charge starts spouting nonsense about Diana being a fraud and the pilgrimage a means to extort the people. But it soon becomes clear that they’re either stupid or just another puppet, because the Palmians show up again with their Saint: Terenezza.

Her Again?!?!

If you’ll recall, Terenezza hasn’t been seen since she killed the former prime minister. As this episode reveals, this entire time she was serving as Palmia’s agent and Saint and had the ability to charm any man using what can best be described as magical pheromones. That’s how she manipulated Kyle in the first place, only for it backfire when she misread what Scarlet was like. She also seems to have failed to learn her lesson, as she decides to antagonize Scarlet again.

To their credit, the Palmians did learn their lesson from the last few times and brought magic that could nullify Scarlet’s. Unfortunately for them, they failed to consider Scarlet would use prep-time to do the same thing. Thus, Terenezza gets the double dose of punishment that she deserves…

Is what I would like to say. Terenezza reveals her trump card: she’s got Diana’s stolen powers. Then Dios reveals himself as a mole and bargains for Ter’s freedom in exchange for Diana. As a result, Scarlet’s bloodlust goes unsatisfied. And she passes out.

That’s when we get some divine intervention.

Yandere Goddess Must be Punished

A favored tactic of deities when speaking to mortals is for them to appear in their dreams. In this case, as Scarlet sleeps off her exhaustion, she’s visited by the patron god of Pallistan and the one who gave her her blessing, Chronoa, the God of Time. And Chronoa is a very benevolent god, like that one turned you have that’s very understanding and wise. He has given the Saints their powers to protect Pallistan for generations, and he’s proud of how well Scarlet has been using her fists for justice. Unfortunately, his love for Pallistan has made them the target of a yandere goddess.

Meet Palmia, the Goddess of Love. Unfortunately for Chronoa, she’s madly in love with him and wants him all for herself. And because she’s a yandere, she decides that the best way to do this is by getting rid of all distractions in his eternal life…by destroying them. So she used her powers to kidnap Terrenezza from Japan and turn her into her agent in the mortal world, since gods can’t fight each other directly. Terrenezza was supposed to cause chaos and bring about Pallistan’s destruction, and she was getting away with it until she angered Scarlet.

So, to recap, we have a yandere goddess who decided to destroy a kingdom of millions for the “crime” of taking the attention of the guy she likes. And she kidnapped someone from Japan and most likely brainwashed them in the process. As Scarlet puts it so eloquently, and as Chronoa agrees, she’s a total b****. While Scarlet may not be able to do anything to Palmia directly , she can ruin her plans. And since Chronoa is a nice god, he gives her the means to steal back Diana’s power and restores her to full strength.

Palmia is going to be regretting her life choices before long, and I’m eagerly looking forward to seeing the results of what happens!

I Give “May I Offer You a Fist in Place of a Handkerchief?” a 4/5

Is Scarlet Going to be a big sister soon?

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May I ask for One Final Thing? Ep 7 Review

One would think that after all the times she’s managed to beat them up, the Palmians would learn to stop antagonizing Scarlet. Unfortunately, they’re the kind of people whose fanaticism overrides all sense of logic and rational thinking, because they just keep coming. More meat for Scarlet to tenderize! But there’s actually a bigger problem that Scarlet has to deal with. Saint Diana…is in love.

So, with the Palmians having made the poor decision to crash the start of St. Diana’s pilgrimage, Scarlet decides it’s time for some punishment. And to make it even sweeter, she takes their statue of their goddess and starts throwing it at their church like she’s the Beast Titan. They’re completely dumbfounded when they realize what she’s been throwing at them! But despite trying to justify their actions, that doesn’t change the fact that they could’ve killed someone.

According to Leonardo, by the time the guards arrived, the Palmians were going on about a “silver-haired devil” and begging them to be saved from her wrath.

I know that violence should not always be the first option when it comes to solving problems, but I’ve seen enough fiction to know that sometimes, some people need to get pummeled. And it never ceases to be entertaining seeing jerks learn their actions have consequences.

Speaking of consequences, after the Palmians are subdued, Diana almost dies when her float gives away. Thankfully, Scarlet’s brother, Leo, saves her in time. But that leads to an even bigger problem. Something that could become a national crisis:

Diana is head over heels in love with Leonardo.

Diana Has Love Sickness

When Scarlet speaks to Sanya (Diana’s nickname) next, she’s suffering from a severe case of love-sickness. Symptoms include rolling around the bed, making squeeing noises, extreme blushing and crazed laughter and an inability to think about anything besides the one she’s fond of. And this is where we get to see a softer side to Scarlet.

It’s easy to forget, but underneath her love for beating people up, Scarlet is a very kind and compassionate person. Her punch-happy tendencies stem from her strong sense of justice, as she can’t stand seeing anyone be a jerk. More importantly, her confidence and willingness to live life how she wants makes her a good role model for Diana, who she sees as a little sister. And despite how many headaches she gives her brother, she does care about him. So much so that she’s more than happy to help set Diana up with him.

Diana and Leonardo’s date at a traditional street festival is absolutely wholesome. I’ve seen enough anime to know that Japan loves its street festivals, and that they are a great means of encouraging romance by having people open up to each other. In this case, it lets Diana open up and be vulnerable about her insecurities to a supportive face. It’s sweet…but it doesn’t last.

The universe decided to reward Scarlet by giving her her favorite thing: jerks to punch!

Despite how light-hearted this episode is, it makes it a point to end with a reminder that the Palmians are still out there and still a threat. As Julius and Leo suspect, there’s a spy in their ranks feeding the Palmians info, and suspicion is cast on one member of the pilgrimage in particular. In addition, the Palmian Inquisitors are looking for allies abroad, including Prince Alflame. This could be trouble!

I Give “May I Carry Out a Plan That Shows a New Side of You?” a 4/5

Scarlet Turns Her Fists onto a Corrupt, Religious Piggy

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May I ask for One Final Thing? Ep 6 Review

You know what’s worse than political corruption? Religious corruption. Fiction and the real world are filled with examples of people who use religion to justify being a jerk, and it’s the worst. And if there’s one thing that our saint of fisticuffs, Scarlet, can’t stand, it’s people who abuse their power for evil. With the corrupt nobility in her country out of the way, it’s now time for Scarlet’s next victims: this new religion that’s popped up.

They definitely deserve it.

Stupid Religious Jerks

The Prime Minister and his ilk have been dealt with, but Terenezza has flown the coop. With her still out there, Scarlet and Julius cannot rest easy. But for the moment, they have more immediate concerns. For centuries, a young woman has been born with the power to raise a divine barrier to protect Pallistan from monsters, each given the title of Diana. It’s almost time for her annual pilgrimage, but recently, a new religion worshipping Terenezza’s benefactor, the Goddess Palmia, has sprung up. And they are the worst.

Look in the history books around the late Middle Ages and the Renaissance, and you’ll find real-world examples of when organized religion was at its most repugnant. Even the Papacy became bloated by fat, corrupt, and self-serving people. The exact same thing is what’s happening with Palmianism in this episode, with its members actively harassing their rivals. When Scarlet and Julius journey to the religious quarter of the capital, they find the Palmianists have built a wall around the place to mark their territory, and even go so far as to bar their entry. I’m pretty sure that defying the royal family like that is considered a serious offense! Thankfully, their wall and their Inquisitors are no match for the likes of Scarlet. Another piggy gets a pounding.

Right after beating down the irksome swine, though, Scarlet is beset by another problem. A newcomer to the Knights serving under Diana named Dios starts hitting on her, and before she can slap him, Julius gets mad. While she doesn’t understand why he’s reacting like this, it should be more and more obvious what this means to the viewers. Julius may not realize it himself, but he is falling for Scarlet. Having seen what she can do, though, I don’t think any of us can blame her. Scarlet is a top-tier waifu thanks to her fists of justice! She even has her own number one fan!

Jad Saxton Does it Again

One would think that someone carrying the title of Saint would be a lady of grace, poise, and dignity. However, the show shuts down that notion when we meet the current Saint Diana, a girl who’s even younger than Scarlet, and acts like it. She and Scarlet have been friends for a long time, and Diana looks up to Scarlet as a surrogate big sister and role model, while also ignoring Julius in the process. It’s humorous to see Julius get put on the backfoot twice in the same episode, but there’s a deeper reason why Diana is so attached to Scarlet. The truth is, she lost her powers recently, and combined with being born in the country and her young age, she’s under a lot of stress. That’s why she sees Scarlet and her willingness to live how she wants as a role model. Anyone who has had to deal with jerks in their lives who deserve a punch would likely feel the same way.

Speaking of jerks, before the episode is over, the Palmians prove to be gluttons for punishment. As the parade that marks the start of the holy pilgrimage begins, they start shooting blanks from their church, threatening to cause a riot. Which means that they’re asking for a double-dose of punishment from Scarlet.

I Give “May I Send This Pig Flying Into the Sky?” a 4/5

All Hail the Queen of Crashouts, Scarlet!

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May I ask for One Final Thing Ep 4 Review

Welcome back to another episode in the life of the Queen of crashouts, Scarlet El Vandimmion! In the last episode, Scarlet and Julius put their plans to shut down the slave trafficking ring run by Minister Godwin into action. But the plan gets complicated when Godwin tries to flee with his ally, Prince Alflame of the Vankish Empire. In a surprising turn of events, Scarlet saves Godwin from Alflame while also rejecting the Prince’s marriage proposal. But the biggest surprise is that Terenezza, the girl who seduced Scarlet’s horrible fiance, is from another world. So, what’s next? Find out!

ZA WARUDO!!!

So, the slave ring has been wiped out by Scarlet and the CIO, with all its members being arrested. However, not before Scarlet decides to repay Godwin for being the man pulling Kyle’s strings and inflicting years of pain and suffering on her and the kingdom. She uses her time magic to a “Za Warudo” and proceeds to give the corrupt ministry that would make DIO or the Joestar family proud. And she finishes it by dropping the line “thank you for the feast,” like a badass.

As the others come to the now-exhausted Scarlet’s side, though, Godwin pulls out the gun Terenezza gave him and makes one last attempt to kill her. But then Julius jumps in and takes the shot for her! Out of pure rage, Scarlet finds enough energy to move again and beats him down even more. Thankfully, Julius survived and his wound is healed. Hopefully, the story wont have the foresight to make things worse by having the bullet remain lodged in his body. That could cause infections down the line.

At any rate, everyone is fine, Scarlet is now a hero, and she gained a pet in the form of Alflame’s former dragon mount, Rex, much to Nanaka’s dismay. Not even a dragon is willing to go up against the likes of Scarlet! All is right with the world!

Except for one small problem: Terenezza is still out there.

Terenezza Could Be a Problem

I already mentioned it in my review of the last episode, but ‘May I Ask for One Final Thing’ is, in fact, a role-reversal isekai. Instead of being the typical isekai heroine, our otherworlder Terenezza is firmly the villain serving her master, the Goddess Palmia. Whether it’s due to her own desires or Palmia is manipulating her, though, Terenezza still sees herself as the hero. Yet her actions contradict this as she sneaks into where Godwin is being held and uses hypnosis to make him commit suicide.

There is also the matter of Terre’s master, Palmia. She’s the goddess of love in Scarlet’s world and has been the focal point of a growing religion in Pallistan that many of the corrupt nobles have been gathering around. Despite being called the goddess of love, though, the general impression is that Palmia is an unpleasant entity. And fewer things are more annoying than that of an unpleasant god.

More Shipping Fuel

Despite the danger that they may be facing in the near future, for now, Scarlet and Julius have the chance to rest and recuperate from the raid. While Julius quickly recovers, Scarlet spends the latter half of the episode taking it easy. By overusing her blessing, she’s caused her hair to partially turn black, something that does go away before the episode ends. It does, however, give us another opportunity to see the pair have another moment of “flirting.” By which I mean Julius teases Scarlet to get her riled up, which will no doubt earn him a beating. He probably thinks that it’s worth it, though.

And with that, we have another episode in the books. And if the manga is anything to go by, things are only going to get more interesting from here on out.

I Give “May I Clobber this Asshole Prince?” a 4/5