Government Conspiracies are the Worst

Lazarus Ep 11 Review

One would think that the threat of most of humanity dying would be enough to get everyone on the same page. One would think that the threat of mankind being reduced to a small fraction, less than 1% of its total population, would be enough for our species to get its act together for a short time. Yet even in the face of unprecedented death, there’s still some fool who wants to profit from it. And if it wasn’t made clear by now, then Schneider, the man from INSCOM (Army Intelligence) is not only trying to stop Lazarus from finding Dr. Skinner. He’s willing to let the majority of humanity die.

Schneider’s a Jerk!

The team of Lazarus is scattered and divided. Eleina and Doug make it to Pakistan to find Popcorn Wizard, who might have the key to finding Skinner. And with Eleina starting to succumb to the effects of Hapna, they dont have time to waste. Unfortunately, this episode marks the moment when Schneider of INSCOM decides to drop all pretenses and tries to kill Lazarus altogether.

As Hersch manages to put together, Schneider is the one responsible for setting the events of the series in motion. He was the one who caused the incident at the airport that released the prototype Hapna by attacking Skinner. He likely used that as cover for him to steal the prototype and conduct illegal tests on life sentence prisoners and death row inmates. All of that likely wound up being Dr Skinner’s breaking point, prompting him to turn Hapna into a deadly trap, endangering the majority of humanity. Now, he’s trying to keep Lazarus from finding Skinner for whatever reason, likely because he’s got some means of surviving so he can gain power in the aftermath. And he’s proven willing to bribe a minor, hire an assassin to cover up his experiments, and abuse his power to sic INSCOM on Doug and Eleina.

Oh, and to top it off, when Hersch tries to blackmail him into standing down, he detains her for treason. The fact that he doesn’t even try to think of a reason shows how much he doesn’t care.

Eleina is in Peril

Schneider disgusts me. He is the absolute worst of humanity. Even in the face of possible extinction, he is willing to throw his entire species under the bus, condemn entire cultures to oblivion, all so he can be on top in the aftermath. It’s people like him that make people like Skinner lose faith in the world. If nothing else, I hope that we at least get the satisfaction of seeing Schneider get his just desserts. Alas, some members of Lazarus may not live to see that happen.

In Pakistan, Doug stays behind to give Eleina a chance to make it to Popcorn Wizard, leaving himself to be captured. Unfortunately, by the time Eleina makes it to the hacker, she’s all but collapsed from the effects of Hapna. Unless Popcorn Wizard helps her in time, then Eleina is going to die, and with her, any chance of finding Skinner.

Axel Just Got Run Through!

The real draw of the episode, though, is the fight between Axel and the phantom assassin Soryu. It takes place throughout the entire episode, interspersed between everything else that has been happening. Upon seeing the compilation of whats happening, though, its obvious the anime means for it to be the big fight of the series. Assuming that the final episode won’t see it get topped, that is. And while TV Tropes would say that Schneider is the second coming of Vicious, Soryu still contains plenty of Spike Spiegel’s rival in him.

And unfortunately for everyone, Axel ends up losing the fight. The only reason he doesn’t die is because Chris arrives in time to save him. That, and Soryu freaks out when he sees Axel’s necklace and has flashbacks to his training days. Its doubtful that we’ll learn more about it in the time we have left, though. And frankly, I wouldn’t care.

So, Lazarus is under attack on all sides. Eleina is about to die. A madman is willing to let most of humanity die. And the man who might be the key to its salvation is clinging to life with only five days left. The one consolation is that the preview for the next episode reveals that Axel is alive. Fingers crossed, the last two episodes pull off a miracle. Mankind is going to need it!

I Give “Runnin’ With the Devil” a 4.5/5

The Dangers of Nightclubbing on Lazarus

Lazarus Ep 4 Review

Thanks to Lazarus’ efforts in the last episode, they managed to get a few leads on Dr. Skinner. Axel and Leland managed to track down Skinner’s grandmother in Istanbul and got a better idea of what the man behind Hapna is like. Meanwhile, Eleina managed to discover that the one responsible for covering Skinner on cameras everywhere is another hacker, Dr. 909. The bad news is that not even the FBI knows who 909 is. The good news, though, is that Eleina has a plan to catch them. However, to pull it off, they have to go to his contact at a swanky nightclub. Lazarus is going clubbing, and that in and of itself carries a number of risks!

Time to Go Clubbing

Thanks to getting 909 to take Eleina’s bait, Lazarus has learned a few things about them. Firstly, that they somehow knew ahead of time that Hapna stocks would crash. Secondly, they worked with a stockbroker to make a ton of money off it. The good news is that they know who the stockbroker is; they’re the owner of a popular nightclub.

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The bad news? This guy, Sam, is a creep, a sexist, and just cringe. The Lazarus team even admits it! Unforutunately, the only way to get to him is by having the girls dress up and get picked up by him at his weekly party. Though, in this case, that means Chris…and Leland dressed as a girl.

Club at Your Own Risk

Clubbing is often a high-energy, potentially high-risk activity. On the one hand, the bright lights, thumping music, and party atmosphere can suck people in. On the other hand, if you’re not careful, bad things can happen to you. Lazarus does a great job of capturing both aspects of the nightclub, and capture them well. The background art alone is praiseworthy and eye-catching, but it’s the smooth animation of the club-goers that makes the place really entertaining. It’s very much like the kind of club that you would expect the young and hip to attend…and for creeps to try and take advantage of people.

From the start, Sam and his guy posse are portrayed as nothing but one-dimensional sleazebags trying to take advantage of women. Sam himself drugs the women he brought with him, which is morally reprehensible and disgusting! His hired DJ, Visionary, is no better, trying to hit on a disguised Leland. Not to mention how the man has no respect for his craft, leaving it up to AI to do all the heavy work for him! And, as Eleina figures out, he’s also the hacker they’re after.

A High-Stake Helicopter Chase!!

The entire experience at the nightclub is capped off by something that is a staple of many a good action film: an honest-to-goodness nightclub shootout. Axel and Doug make short work of the guards, while Chris gives Sam some well-deserved karma for being an enemy of all women.

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And Watanabe continues the trend of beautiful women who can kick men’s asses. All of this culminates in yet another staple of the action film genre: a high-speed chase on a helicopter with Axel flying a drone after them like he’s the Green Goblin!

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Hapna is the Real Deal, and Really Dangerous

Sadly, their efforts prove to be for naught. Neither Sam nor Dr909/Visionary/Donald McDonald know nothing about Skinner. They were just taking advantage of the chaos to earn money, like the wastes of space they were. The one consolation is that these events confirmed that Delta, a medicinal company, was aware of the dangers behind it. Only 24 days remain before Hapna becomes lethal, and if people were doubting this fact, the episode gives major proof otherwise. In the final scene, we see a group of monkeys in a lab that were likely used to test Hapna start to die. In other words, this drug is the real deal.

This was a fun episode in a series that, thus far, has been fun to watch. People seem to love Lazarus so far!

I Give “Don’t Stop the Dance” a 4/5