Oh No, We Got a Chunni Magical Girl

Dan Da Dan Ep 6 Review

The chuunibyou, AKA that one person you know who thinks that tries to act as cool as they think they are because they want to be special. When, really, all they’re doing is making themselves look like obnoxious, delusional numbskulls. It is a recurring theme that pops up in many anime, and often-times, they can come off as insufferable. Why are we bringing this up? Because as Momo and Okarun search for the latter’s missing balls, one of them winds up in the hands of a familiar girl…and the delusional teenager turns into a chuunibyou.

Aira the Delusional Idiot

Meet Aira Shiratori, AKA the pink-haired popular girl that decided to mess with Okarun and got hit by a wash tub, courtesy of Momo. Since she’s in the OP, that means she’s going to become a part of the main cast, but if your opinion of her wasn’t already low, then it’s going to get there in this episode.

The last episode established that Aira is that one girl in high school that tries to act all pure, sweet, and innocent so she’ll be popular. However, as her interactions with Okarun demonstrate, she may look sweet on the outside, but she’s not so sweet on the inside. As if her messing with Okarun wasn’t bad enough, it turns out that she puts up that sweet and cutesy act to get everyone else’s hopes up that they have a shot with her. In truth, though, she’s the kind of petty and spiteful girl who was willing to spread false rumors that Momo gets around as payback for hurting her. Thankfully, it only partially worked, as one of the guys who bought into got intimidated by an irate Okarun.

Bottom line, Aira, as she is, is the kind of girl that you shouldn’t touch with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. And as this episode demonstrates, she’s also a chuunibyou who’s in over her head after finding one of Okarun’s missing balls.

Is this Girl Serious?

As revealed in flashback, Aira found one of Okarun’s balls when it fell off the train during that epic game of tag. It gave her the power to see spirits and Yokai, and the girl becomes convinced that she was chosen by heaven to save the world from evil. And that her enemy is Momo Ayase, who she’s convinced is an evil demon.

*SMH in disappointment*.

For the record, not every chuuni character in fiction is going to be insufferable by nature. But as she is right now, Aira rubs me the wrong way. Not only is she full of herself, she’s also delusional and foolish enough to think she’s a magical girl. She even lures Momo to an abandoned warehouse and tries to exorcise her, much to Momo’s incredulity. But then an actual yokai shows up wanting Aira to call her “mommy.” And then tries to eat her, Momo, and Okarun when she refuses.

Turbo Granny Finally Being Helpful

This yokai is called an “Acrobatic Silky” according to Turbo Granny, who has now taken to following the duo around in cat form. Given how Okarun’s holding her power hostage until he gets back what she stole from him, she has a vested interest in keeping them alive. While she can’t actually help in a fight, it’s still interesting to see how she interacts with the teens by providing exposition. Plus, even in her reduced state, she still thinks highly of herself, as shown when she mocks Silky for underestimating Momo and Okarun. She’s right, too; thanks to Momo’s quick thinking, they manage to escape Silky. Unforutnately, the episode decides to end right as the second round is about to start.

I don’t know what it is about Aira that rubs me the wrong way right now, but I think it’s because I’ve seen what these “jerks in sheep’s clothing” type characters are like that make me weary of her. I doubt that she’ll be like that for long, but for now, I’m left shaking my head at her chuuni traits. At least she saved Momo and Okarun time by giving them one of the missing kintama!

I Give “A Dangerous Woman Arrives” a 4/5

Who Said Being Friends Was Easy?

Dan Da Dan Ep 5 Review

Looking back on my teen years, I am torn. On the one hand, I never had that many friends that I was super close to, but that was due to my own choices and/or the fact that they werenโ€™t within walking distance of my house. On the other hand, that meant I never had to deal with any of that teen drama that you see on TV and in books. That meant that I never had to deal with drama with the friends I did have, as opposed to Okarun and Momo. Now that theyโ€™ve forged their friendship through the bonds of conflict, they have to face the real challenge: maintaining said friendship. And when youโ€™re a teen, misunderstandings can happen. A lot.

Awkward Friendships Ensue

So, Okarun and Momo have become best friends after fighting off aliens and ghosts together, but once they get back to school, they have to deal with the realization that they have opposing personalities. Momo is pretty, popular, extroverted and outgoing. Okarun, though, is introverted, shy, and has a hard time asserting himself. So despite the two clearly wanting to stay friends, a series of events ensues that nearly leaves them back as square one: at each otherโ€™s throats.

To be fair, its not entirely their fault. This is probably the first true friendship both have had (Iโ€™m saying this because Momoโ€™s friends seem pretty shallow), and they donโ€™t how to properly communicate. Itโ€™s like what happened with Rudeus and Eris in Mushoku Tensei, only not as heartbreaking. Thankfully, though, fate conspires to ensure that the two of them make up before the damage becomes irreparable.

This other girl with pink hair bumps into Okarun, and she starts acting all cute and nice to him. However, as soon as sheโ€™s out of range, Momo hears her bragging to her friend about how she was messing with the guy. And Momoโ€™s response? Watch.

Admit it. Weโ€™ve all met that kind of person that needs to get hit by a washtub once in their lives. And afterwards, the two of them reaffirm their friendship. However, thereโ€™s one problem. Okarun…lost his balls.

How is Turbo Granny Still Around?

If it werenโ€™t for the fact that he lost another important part of his anatomy, Okarunโ€™s suffering would make for good black comedy. Either way, Momo canโ€™t stop laughing over it.

It doesnโ€™t take long for Momoโ€™s grandma to get to the bottom of whose behind this: itโ€™s Turbo Granny. Right before she disintegrated, she jumped back into Okarunโ€™s body to hide until she regained her strength. Unfortunately for her, the trioโ€™s exorcism forces her into a porcelain cat but leaves all her power inside Okarun. In other words, sheโ€™s powerless and at their mercy, while Ken Takakura can become Kenny Phantom.

The bad news? Turbo Granny lost Okarunโ€™s stones. And according to the preview for the next episode, guess who finds one of them? The pink-haired girl!

So, after some fun teenage drama, it becomes clear that Momo and Okarunโ€™s troubles are far from over. Now theyโ€™re stuck working with Turbo Granny until they can get the manโ€™s junk back! So, expect things to get even crazier from here. This episode was basically a cooldown before the insanity continues, and I am all for it.  

I Give “Like, Where are Your Balls?!” a 4.5/5

Panzy, New Party Member, Acquired!

Dragon Ball Daima Ep 5 Review

Last time on Dragon Ball Daima, the trip of Goku, Shin, and Glorio witnessed the cruelty of Gomahโ€™s reign first-hand as they extorted a village for their money. Or worse, for their very life essence. Thankfully, a mysterious little girl with a penchant for engineering provided enough of a distraction for Goku to do his thing. The question is, who is this girl who seems oddly similar to the likes of Bulma? Fans, meet Panzy, the next party member and the Demon Realmโ€™s equivalent to Bulmaโ€ฆin more ways than one.

Meet Panzy, the New Bulma

After escaping the hopeless soldiers in the village, Gokuโ€™s party gets a formal introduction to the mysterious girl seen in the OP and ED, Panzy. A native of the Third Demon World, Panzy is, for lack of a better term, a younger version of Bulma. Young being subjective here, since we learn that Demons can live a thousand years. At 82 years old, sheโ€™s basically the human/saiyan equivalent of an 8-year-old.

Regardless of her age, though, I wasnโ€™t joking when comparing her to Bulma. Sheโ€™s incredibly smart, resourceful, and extroverted for someone her age, being the one who made her failed bombs that she tried to use. Sheโ€™s also able to get the group a faster route to the castle theyโ€™re headed to, which her father rules.

Did we not mention that sheโ€™s a princess? Bulma may not be a princess (unless being married to Vegeta counts,) but with how rich she is, she might as well be! The only difference between her and Panzy is that Panzy has magic telekinesis!

A Good Old-Fashioned Goku Beatdown

At any rate, now that theyโ€™re at the castle, itโ€™s revealed that Panzyโ€™s father, Kadan, hired Glorio to bring the guy who beat Majin Buu to him. This was so that that person could defeat King Gomah and allow Kadan to become the new Demon King. While the man may be a bit arrogant, even offering to let Goku marry Panzy (lol), given what we remember about Dabura and what weโ€™ve seen of Gomah, heโ€™d be an improvement.

Speaking of Gomah, we get an update as to what heโ€™s doing. Instead of holding Dende captive, heโ€™s treating him like he would any baby: with love and care. Granted, itโ€™s pretty obvious heโ€™s only raising him so that when he gets big again, he can make Gomah more Dragon Balls.

At any rate, Kadan is obviously unsure as to how strong Goku is given his current state. So, he has Goku fight the entire castle garrison on his own. What follows is aโ€ฆwell I wouldnโ€™t even call it a fight for Goku. Itโ€™s more like him just getting a warm-up in as he wipes the floor with the soldiers. In the episodeโ€™s best moment, he even flexes by briefly assuming his Super Saiyan form just for the heck of it!

As someone who binge-watched the original Dragon Ball online during high school, this fight was incredibly nostalgic for me. It harkens back to the days when Goku fought enemies like the Red Ribbon Army on his own or with his friends. Good times!

By the end of the episode, Kadan gives his full support to the group as they set off on the next leg of their journey, giving them a new plane to use in the process. They even offer to leave a message for the second group of Vegeta, Bulma, and Piccolo that will be following them. The most significant thing that happens, though, is that Panzy decides to join the group as their fourth party member.

New Party Member Acquired

This entire episode easily cements Panzy as the best girl of Daima. Everything about her reminds viewers of how Goku and Bulmaโ€™s friendship formed in the early days, and it looks like history will repeat with him and Panzy. Unfortunately, the groupโ€™s bad luck doesnโ€™t seem to let up. First, Shin continues to think that Glorio is sus. Secondly, their plane goes down as theyโ€™re headed toโ€ฆwherever it is theyโ€™re going to. It looks like this is going to be one of those long Shonen series.

Who cares, though? That just means more Dragon Ball for everyone! Great introduction to a new character who will no doubt become a waifu.

I Give โ€œPanzyโ€ a 4.5/5

Naruto is What the World Needs Right Now

Remember Naruto 10 Years After his Series Ended

November 10th, 2014 was an important day in my life. Not because I hit an important milestone or something good happened, but because a story that I had been following for the last nine years had ended. On that day, Naruto, one of the greatest Shonen manga of all time, came to an end as we saw that our guy, Naruto Uzumaki, had finally achieved his dream of becoming Hokage.

I learned about Naruto in 2005 when the English Dub made its way onto Toonami in the Fall. And while I thought the series was pretty interesting, it still took me a while to get into it. It didn’t help that I kept missing a few episodes or that more than half of the original series was filler. It wasn’t until I was in Middle School or High School that I became a hardcore fan, watching most of the episodes and reading the manga weekly. It became one of my favorite things when I went to lunch. I would go to the library, find a computer, and just read the newest chapter on whatever website I could find. And I’m pretty sure I almost cried on the day that the last chapter came out. These characters, who started no older than me, were now all grown-up and living their best lives, raising their own families and everything. And I went to my journal (I wrote in a journal then) and just poured out all my thoughts and feelings about the ending.

Growing Up in Unprecedented Times

I think the reason that I grew to like Naruto so much was not just because of the story or the flashy moves, but because of the message that I felt that it was trying to teach us. When we’re kids, we tend to see things as pretty black-and-white, good and bad, that sort of thing. As we get older, most of us tend to realize that things aren’t often as simple as they appear to be. Good people like Itachi can be forced to do terrible things to prevent something worse. Those with the best intentions can wind up being broken by the pain and suffering we all experience through life, just like Obito and Nagato. And some people just wind up being hated and spat on for reasons that they simply don’t understand, just like Naruto. The boy was born the son of the Hokage, but not only did he lose his parents within hours of his birth, but he didn’t even know they were his parents until he was in his teens. And everyone treated him like trash for something that, as the Third Hokage pointed out, should’ve been seen as a hero for. The world wasn’t always fair like that!

Such Pointless Hatred

I didn’t start getting full-time into Naruto until my teens, but I found it at the right time in my life. Because that was around the time when I began to realize just how bad the world could be for some people. I was reading up all these history books talking about atrocities like the Holocaust and all this other stuff, and I couldn’t understand why these people were being treated so harshly for, what I saw, the most trivial of reasons. And this wasn’t just an issue of the past, either. It was something that was affecting our world in the present day. Flash forward to a few years after the end of Naruto, and it seems like people are more divided than ever! People are being divided on all sorts of lines! And for my life, I still don’t get why everyone is making such a big deal about it. I understand rationally why there’s so much hate and discord. People are afraid of that which they don’t understand. We’re so scared of losing the things that we have because someone else is going to come and take them. We’re afraid that that new neighbor who moved here from another country will hurt us or our loved ones. And sometimes that does happen, causing that fear and pain to morph into hate. And that hatred leads us to continue the cycle of pain and hurt others in the process.  

I understand that, but I donโ€™t accept it.

Naruto himself would learn that all too well when he lost his master and father-figure, Jiraya. He was motivated to avenge his master, especially when he realized that his killer was once Jiraya’s own student. And that need for revenge almost made him succumb to his dark side until the fail-safe his Dad left brought him to his senses. Afterwards, instead of just killing Pain, he chose to hear out how his life fell apart and what made him the way he was. And while he understood why Pain became the way he did, and still wanted to make him pay for hurting his loved ones, he chose not to. He decided to spare Pain’s life, and that mercy and empathy led Pain to undo everything he did, albeit at the cost of his own life.

We All Need to be Nicer to Each Other

Naruto had always been a person who was capable of great empathy, because he knew what it’s like to be treated like garbage. But this was the moment when he really started working towards finding a way to end the hate that seemed to plague his world. He didn’t know how he would do it, but he knew he had to do it. Granted, many people have complained about his “Talk no Jutsu” over the years and called it a cop-out. And it can be a bit of a cop-out at times. The way I see it, though, Naruto is just really good at trying to find the good in other people, no matter who they are.

I know that Naruto isn’t always the most realistic of characters because of how he views the world, but then I remember just what his world is like, and what our world is like. More and more people are living in fear and hatred of each other, and given current events, it might even feel like there’s no hope for the world. As bad as things are, and I know that they can get worse, I don’t want to give up hope that they can get better. When enough people realize that’s it better to love each other rather than hate each other, then we can change the world for the better. I know that many people may feel like they don’t have a place in this world, but they can’t let themselves think like that. They need to keep working towards making things better. And maybe, when enough of us come together to do so, we can end up changing things for the better.

Just look at what Naruto was able to do by the end of his series. He had managed to unite the majority of his world together through his empathy and kindness. Through his sheer tenacity, he managed to slap some sense into Sasuke and made him turn his life around. And it looked like the world was on the way to becoming a better place.

Choose to Follow Naruto’s Example

Granted, Boruto has shown that that’s not the case, and many people hate the series for that. But no matter how great you are, you can’t expect to solve all the world’s problems in your lifetime. But if you manage to pass on your ideals to the next generation, they can continue what you started. And right now, our generation is in the position to do just that.

Our generation came of age in very uncertain times, and it feels like things have only gotten worse. But, as bad as things are, I still hear stories about people going out and doing things to try and make the world a better place. It may not seem like much, but all those small acts of love and kindness can add up to something greater. And right now, the world needs more love and compassion.

So, as we celebrate ten years since the end of Naruto, I’ve gone back and reflected on the message behind the entire series. What Masashi Kishimoto was trying to do was teach kids the importance of hard work and never giving up on our dreams. That we should not hate each other, but learn to understand one another. And from that understanding, we can work together to build something more significant than we ever could on our own. With how the world is right now, heaven knows we need to remember that kind of message. This world needs more people like Naruto in it!

Happy belated birthday to Masashi Kishimoto, the creator of Naruto. It was an honor to get to see you at NYCC in 2015, even if I never got to speak to you!

More Worldbuilding for Demon Realm!

Dragon Ball Daima Ep 4

Last time on Dragon Ball Daima, Goku, Glorio, and Superme Kai arrived in the Demon Realm, a dimension full of wonder and danger. Unfortunately, whatever plans they had to quickly track down Gomah and rescue Dende are derailed by the loss of Glorio’s plane. Now they have no choice but to proceed on foot. However, what’s unfortunate for them is fortunate for the viewers, as it lets this episode take the time to further explain how things in the Demon Realm work. From the methods people use to get around to how they enhance their strength, this episode does the best thing it can do for a land fans know nothing about: it keeps worldbuilding.

SOMEONE STOLE THEIR RIDE!!

Picking up right where the last episode ended, Goku, Glorio, and Supreme Kai have woken up to find that their plane is gone. The thugs that Goku humiliated at the bar stole it as payback. Given the urgency of their quest to get to Gomah, one would think recovering it would be a top priority. Instead, Glorio opts to take the unexpected route and decides they’ll continue on foot.

And before any viewers can point out that they can fly using ki, the show reveals it already thought ahead. The dense air of the area makes it difficult to fly for extended periods, leaving Goku and the others stuck on Terra Firma.

It might not seem like a big deal, but filling up this potential plot hole demonstrates how much forethought the people put into Daima. When Toei said that it would be returning Goku to his early days, they meant it! They’re doing everything to ensure that Goku can’t steamroll his way through their quest. That’s a sign of good writing!

Good Worldbuilding

As an added benefit to traveling on foot, the episode gets to continue the series’ worldbuilding efforts for the Demon Realm. Most notably, their stop at a tea shop for supplies demonstrates new story mechanics in the form of medicines. The Demon Realm has a medicine that serves as its equivalent to Senzu Beans, and a herb that can allow people to fuse together! Then immediately afterward, we get a new method of transportation in the form of giant, rocket-like seeds.

In one scene, we get introduced to the equivalent to two kinds of potions and a method of fast travel. At this point, there’s no point denying that JRPGs inspired Daima.

Covering Up the Plot Holes

In addition to introducing these story mechanics, another big piece of information we get involves the Dragon Balls of the Demon Realm. Viewers already know from listening to Gomah, but no one has been able to use the Demon Realm’s Dragon Balls because three guardians protect them. If they can’t beat these guardians, the Tamagami, they can’t have the Dragon Balls. It’s not a new concept, since GT had the Shadow Dragons near the end. But it still feels novel because solves an issue that I think many fans might have with the concept of the Dragon Balls:

“If the Dragon Balls are so easy for everyone to find, then why aren’t they protected to keep them out of unworthy hands?”

Keep in mind, when they were made, they were supposed to be hard to find, but Bulma creating the Dragon Radar made that pointless. Having their location known but protected by powerful warriors seems far safer. That, and it makes it seem like Daima is doing its best to make it so fans like TeamFourStar can’t point out its flaws.

A New Party Member Appears

At any rate, Goku’s need to fight powerful opponents makes the group change course to find the first Dragon Ball, and that leads to yet another bit of worldbuilding. In this case, we see just what the Demon Realm is like under Gomah’s rule, and it’s not good. The self-proclaimed king has his own army that he uses to extort villagers. They either forfeit what little money they have, or give up part of their life-span. It’s a sadistic choice that leads to suffering no matter what happens. Goku naturally steps in to fight the soldiers, but not before someone else does. A young girl that we’ve seen in the OP and ED for the series.

We don’t get her name in this episode, but judging by the title for the next episode, it’s pretty obvious that her name is Panzy. And if it’s not obvious by now, Toriyama based the names of the Demon Realm characters on puns involving flowers. The man was nothing if not consistent. And even though she only appears in the episode’s final act, it does a good of establishing her character. She’s brave and inventive, but her creations don’t always work the way she wants to. She’s like a younger version of Bulma, which could make for some interesting character dynamics in the future.

This episode might not be as action-oriented as some people would like, with most of the action taking place near the end, but that doesn’t make it a bad episode. Far from it; fans should appreciate the amount of worldbuilding Daima continues to give us. This is a story taking place in a realm that, until now, we know almost nothing about. I, for one, want to learn as much as possible about the Demon Realm. If that means that the story takes its time to get where it wants to go, so be it. It will be worth it in the end.

I Give “Chatty” a 4/5

Granny Supremacy is Real in Dan Da Dan

Dan Da Dan Ep 3 Review

In the Shonen genre, there are several golden rules that most series follow. One of the most prominent ones is that if a character is on the older side of the spectrum, they’ll tend to be super tough. Dragon Ball has Master Roshi, Part 3 of Jojo has Joseph Joestar, and One Piece has so many examples that it’s hard to keep track. And as of this episode of Dan Da Dan, that series has its own tough old woman in the form of Momo’s grandma, here to save her and Okarun from the wrath of Turbo Granny. Except she looks so young that it might be strangest thing in the series yet.

Yes, that includes the fact that ghosts and aliens are real! And yes, the Rule 34 fan artists will have a field day with Granny Ayase.

Meet Granny Seiko!

The episode’s cold opening serves as the series’ formal introduction to Seiko Ayase, Momo’s grandmother. At first glance, she seems to be every bit the fake psychic Momo thinks she is as she seems to get everything wrong about a famous celebrity. But before the intro even starts playing, we get to see just how wrong that assumption is.

Seiko’s introduction to the story was an absolute joy. She subverts everyone’s expectations. Instead of being a fake, she knows exactly what she’s doing by managing to trap Turbo Granny and get Okarun to a shrine to suppress the curse. Rather than looking like someone her age normally would, she looks young enough to be mistaken for Momo’s mom or sister. Even what she seemed to get wrong about that celebrity ended up right!

As tough and as smart as she may be (and no doubt fans will begin making fanart of her), Seiko has some depth to her. Her first interaction with Momo shows that her granddaughter calling her a fake hurt her far more deeply than the former thinks. After all, few things hurt more than a parent or guardian getting called a failure by their child. So seeing Momo get down on her knees and apologize for doubting her Granny is simultaneously satisfying and heartwarming to watch. They care about each other, regardless of their differences, including sharing Momo’s initial belief that aliens aren’t real.

Seiko does likes to tease her granddaughter about her growing feelings for Okarun, which are pretty obvious to everyone watching.

The Deadliest Game Awaits

At any rate, Granny Seiko explains the only way to stop Turbo Granny is to get her away from her stomping grounds to exorcise her. She wanted Momo and Okarun to wait a few days to train themselves, but that would mean Okarun can’t leave the shrine. Which leads to a hilarious scene when he has to race for the bathroom and the two women have to decide whether to let him go or not. Unfortunately, TG (Turbo Granny) decides to force their hands by demanding they come that night…or she’ll kill them all.

For all intents and purposes, this was a breather episode. The next episode is going to ramp the action back up to eleven as Okarun and Momo fight for their lives…and Okarun’s manhood. And given what we’ve seen from the action so far, I’m looking forward to seeing this confrontation!

I Give “A Granny vs. Granny Clash” a 3/5

Welcome to the Demon Realm, Goku!

Dragon Ball Daima Ep 3 Review

Toriyama was a mangaka, but his work extended beyond the pages and ink. He was also a noteworthy name in the industry of video games, having been the character designer for some of the most popular RPGs ever. Chief among them, we have the famous Dragon Quest series, often considered the grandfather of JRPGs. Iโ€™m not sure if Toriyama intended to do so when writing the story for Daima before his passing, but the third episode makes it seem like the series will take some inspiration from Dragon Quest. Given how Toriyama helped give that series its distinctive look, this feels like another appropriate tribute to the manโ€™s legacy. That, and it gives us some pretty funny moments.

Welcome to the Demon Realm

Having left Earth behind, the trio of Goku, Supreme Kai, and Glorio head to Warp-Sama, the entity that can give them passage to the Demon Realm. And from here, the episode largely becomes a means of providing lore and information about this new world weโ€™re going to see. From the outset, the Demon Realm is as breathtaking as fans had hoped, with the area the trio head to carrying a distinct fantasy setting. To further emphasize how much of a handicap Goku will be getting on this adventure, we even learn that the air in certain areas is heavier than normal, making it hard to move. The anime wants to make Goku return to his early days by making it as hard as possible!

Given how heโ€™s still Goku, though, heโ€™s able to hold himself pretty well in a fight. Though that may have more to do with the fact that theyโ€™re still in the starting area of the Demon Realm.

In many ways, this episode does feel like the opening to a JRPG. We get our initial party of heroes setting out for the first town, we see some of the enemies they may have to face, as well as the mechanics behind how this world works. If Toriyama wanted to channel as much of Dragon Quest into Daima, then so far, itโ€™s working.

Too bad the journey is already running into a few problems.

A Conflict Amongst the Demon Realm?

The episode makes it clear that the Demon Realm is a place that seems to be deeply divided, whether by nature or by design. There are actually three separate worlds that make up the Demon Realm (again, JRPG elements!), but the group has to start on the third and lowest one. In addition, itโ€™s revealed that access to the higher worlds is restricted behind barriers with those from the lowest unable to visit. Whatโ€™s more, when Glorio and Supreme Kai make conversation, they bring up how Shinโ€™s people come from the 2nd world of the Demon Realm. That alone is a major retcon for the Supreme Kaiโ€™s origins, but thatโ€™s besides the point. The point is that both Shin and Glorio are weary of each other, indicating some issues that remain unresolved.

To be fair, though, we still know little about Glorio beyond him being the Dragon Ball version of the scoundrel archetype. Heโ€™s guarded, able to handle himself in a fight, and seems to be hiding something from the others. I canโ€™t say that heโ€™s untrustworthy, but Iโ€™m hoping being around Goku will get him to open up more.

Those Jerks Stole Their Ride

To round out why Toriyama seemed to be pulling from JRPGs, the party manages to get their first quest before the episode ends. That quest being that some thugs that Goku beat up retaliated by stealing their โ€œPlane.โ€ Guess theyโ€™re going to get sidetracked!

This was a slow but fun start to the actual series, and if they keep using the JRPG elements, then I think that Daima is going to be one of the best things Dragon Ball has done in a long, long time. Also, those thugs are going to be so sorry when they realize who they stole from.

I Give “Daima” a 4/5

ATTACK OF THE CHIBI GOKUS

Dragon Ball Daima Ep 2 Review

Last time on Dragon Ball Daima, Goku and his friends were minding their business when the sky suddenly darkened. A trio of visitors from the Demon Realm had arrived to make a wish on the Earth’s Dragon Balls. Led by the new King of the Demon Realm, Gomah, who saw Goku as a threat, they wished for him and all his friends to be shrunk down to the size of kids! And now, we get to see the hilarious aftermath as Goku’s next adventure begins!

For all the fan artists out there, get your drawing utensils ready to draw the chibi doing silly stuff.

Cool Intro!

As the second episode marks the start of the series’s plot, it also marks the debut of the show’s OP, Jaka Jaan. And like many anime OPs tend to do, it hints at what to expect as the anime progresses. In this case, we get a good look at the Demon Realm, and the results are pretty promising. It seems that Toriyama did not skimp on making this new addition to his creation as unique as usual.

CHIBI DRAGON TEAM!

Picking up where the first episode left off, the episode wastes no time diving into the aftermath of Gomah’s wish. As he asked Shenron, everyone allied with Goku has shrunk to the size of pre-teens and babies. Seeing what everyone looks like as kids is entertaining enough, but how the characters react to it seals the deal for us. Bulma can’t help but admire how great she looks. Roshi wastes no time in enjoying his youth to hit on women. And the fact that no one recognizes Mr. Satan as a kid? Hilarious!

The good news is that Shenron refuses to grant any more wishes to Gomah, saying the extra ones are for repeat customers. The bad news? He and Degesu kidnap a now-baby, Dende, and take him back to the Demon Realm. Which somehow means that the group can’t use their Dragon Balls to undo everything

Typical Toriyama, retconning his own rules. I miss him.

The Demon Realm Awaits

At any rate, upon hearing the news, Goku and the others know they have to go after Gomah. If not because he’s planning something dangerous to get Dende back. Unfortunately, the Demon Realm is sealed off from the rest of the universe, and only a particular ship can make the journey there. The Supreme Kai has one, but it’s in such bad shape that it will take Bulma days to repair. Thankfully, that’s enough time for Goku to re-adjust to his new size, but whether or not he can control his transformations remains anyone’s guess. Thankfully, he might not need them yet, because there’s another weapon he can use: the Power Pole.

Return of the King!

The trailers at NYCC 2023 had already revealed that Goku would be taking the Power Pole out of retirement, so it wasn’t exactly a spoiler to see him get it back. However, it hits differently once we see Goku retrieve his old weapon from *Spoiler redacted because it’s too funny*. Toriyama meant for Daima to take the franchise back to its roots, including Goku being a character made in the image of Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. And unlike when Dragon Ball made its journey to the West 20+ years ago, more Western viewers are likely to be aware of who Sun Wukong is.

At any rate, the entire episode is pretty laid-back, as despite the apparent trouble, none of the heroes are panicking. At least, until another resident of the Demon Realm shows up and tells him who they’re up against.

New Character Glorio Appears

Meet Glorio, the mysterious new character that will likely play an essential role in Daima. Little is known about him beyond that he seems to oppose Gomah and serves someone else in the Demon Realm. Whether he’s trustworthy or not is up in the air, but he does have a ship/plane to get Goku and Supreme Kai to the Demon Realm. Vegeta and the others will have to wait.

Like I said before, this episode is pretty laid-back, and that’s perfectly fine. Dragon Ball can be a slow burn at times. It’s still a funny episode, and the only issues I had are a few plot holes that I’m choosing to ignore because they would stop the fun adventure we’re about to have. The next episode will see us finally see what the Demon Realm looks like, and given what we see in the preview (and the ED), it seems like it will be interesting.

Also…this. Thank you, Toriyama.

I Give “Glorio” a 3.5/5

By the way, here were those plot holes:

  • Beyond using him as a hostage, how does kidnapping Dende keep the group from using Earth’s Dragon Balls?
  • If Gomah planned to shrink down everyone who’s allied with Goku, how come Korrin wasn’t affected?
  • Couldn’t Goku and the others just head to New Namek and ask Porunga to undo everything? Or would it be too soon?
  • Popo has horns?!?

I’m just saying.

Okarun Got that Dawg in Him

Dan da Dan Ep 2 Review

Life is a box of chocolates. You never know what youโ€™re going to get. One day, youโ€™re minding your own business. The next, youโ€™re being abducted by aliens for your privates. Or a ghost possesses you and steals your junk. For Momo and Ken, though, both happened in the first episode of Dan Da Dan! Now Momo has psychic powers and Kenโ€™s going ghost against his will, and their troubles are far from over. To get Kenโ€™s junk back, they have to first fight another alien, and the boy has to learn how to unleash that dawg in him.

And Momo? She has to deal with the fact that her new friend has the same name as her crush.

These Two are Like Cats and Dogs

The second episode of the series starts where the first one left off: with Momo in denial that Ken shares the same name as her actor crush. Sheโ€™s so deep into denial that she immediately decides to call him Okarun from now on, a play on his alien otaku interests.

One of the best parts of the premiere was seeing how quickly Momo and Okarun establish their dynamic and relationship, and that trend continues in this episode. One minute, theyโ€™ll go from arguing like cats and dogs, and the next, theyโ€™ll be going out of their way to defend the other. Itโ€™s a very passionate and complex relationship, but thatโ€™s what makes it so enjoyable to watch. And despite how much they push each others buttons, itโ€™s easy to see how much they care for each other.

Of course, thereโ€™s still the matter of Okarun being possessed by Granny Turbo. Momo canโ€™t surpress the spirit forever, and sheโ€™s already getting close to her limit. Then, to make matters worse, the two find themselves trapped inside some kind of Domain Expansion by this giant sumo alien thatโ€™s working for the ones they met in the first episode. They still want the pairโ€™s bananas!

And this is where the episode absolutely cooks as Okarun learns how to let the dawg off the leash.

THIS IS THE DAWG!

When Okarun learns how to go ghost and use the curse to his advantage, he finds that dawg in him, and the resulting beatdown is amazing. Dan Da Danโ€™s animators cooked with the animation throughout the entire episode, but the moment when Okarun found his inner dawg cranked things up to eleven. And despite the Sumo alien cheating, Momo and Okarun outsmart them in a way that I think would make Joestar family proud. Unfortunately, immediately after the fight, Momo finally loses steam, and the curse of Turbo Granny fully takes over Okarun.

Now the dawg really is off the leash. Unfortunately, this is also when the episode chooses to come to a close.

I hate cliffhangers like this because I donโ€™t want to wait another week to find out what happens. However, the fact that I want to know what comes next now just shows how good Dan Da Dan is. And while I could just read the manga to see what happens, I wonโ€™t. I want to enjoy it as it happens! That being said, weโ€™re only two episodes in, and Dan Da Dan has already become one of my favorite anime of 2024. Itโ€™s likely going to be the series that everyone will be talking about for some time to come!

I Give “That’s a Space Alien, Ain’t It” a 4/5

Dan Da Dan is the Best Anime of 2024. CHANGE MY MIND!

Dan da Dan Episode 1 Review

Everyone, I need to get real with you. I think I’ve found my favorite anime for 2024, and its not an isekai, or the new Dragon Ball anime. Its an entirely new anime series thatโ€˜s hilarious, surreal, full of quirky, memorable characters, and has some of the best animation that I’ve seen in years. Animation that’s on par with the original FLCL and the best of Studio Trigger; if you’ve seen the former and any of the latter, the you know how high praise that is. So what is the name of this new kid on the block thatโ€™s so good, Hideo Kojima himself is praising it? Its name is Dan Da Dan!

Thereโ€™s only one episode out by the time I’m writing this, but if you’re wondering why I’m already calling this the GOAT of 2024, read on.

Give Us Your Banana

Meet Momo Ayase and Okarun, two teenagers that couldn’t be more opposite if they tried. Momo is an extroverted gyaru-type quick to stand up for herself. Okarun is an introverted nerd who doesn’t have friends and a prime bully target. Even their shared belief in the strange is opposing: Momo believes in ghosts but not in aliens, while Okarun believes in aliens but not ghosts. They get so passionate that they bet each other to prove the other wrong.

Spoiler alert: not only are they both right, but they both get in trouble. Okarun gets possessed by a ghost obsessed with genitalia and becomes like Danny Phantom. Momo gets abducted by perverted aliens that want her โ€œbananaโ€ for reproduction and awakens psychic powers.

Did I mention that Okarun also got his junk stolen by that ghost? Or how the aliens were planning to molest Momo for the sake of propagating their species while also taking her junk? The anime doesn’t hold anything back. At all. Then again, the mangaka worked as an assistant on Chainsaw Man, so that explains a few things.

Dan Da Dan is Gorgeous from Start to Finish!

From the moment the opening credits start to the end credits finish, Dan Da Dan doesn’t hold anything back in terms of animation or storytelling. The series is animated by Science Saru, a studio that came to my attention last year for creating Scott Pilgrim Takes Off. However, that show feels like the studio was on training wheels compared to what they give us in the premiere of Dan Da Dan. To clarify what I said at the start, this show is what I imagine would happen if the original FLCL was made today. It has some of the best animation I’ve ever seen in an anime, and I’ve seen what Studio Trigger can bring to the table!

Nowhere is this shown better than with the OP, which wound up trending on YouTube. Anime OPs can exaggerate the show for the sake of hyping things up, but Dan Da Dan is one of the rare few that doesn’t do that. Because the animation in the show itself is just as crazy as in the OP. The fluidity of the characters as they make meme-worthy expressions is just amazing to look at.

I Love What Momo and Okarun Have Going On

But good animation doesn’t matter if the characters are flat and boring. Thankfully, Momo and Okarun are anything but, and quickly establish their personalities within seconds of screen-time. We see Momo getting dumped by her loser boyfriend for not putting out, then crying about she only dated him for looking like this brooding actor she has a crush on. While she may seem shallow, the premiere also reveals that she’s very insecure about herself. Her grandma is a famous psychic medium, and that got her bullied as a kid.

Then we have Okarun. He’s timid and mousy, but lights up when he thinks someone shares his interests in aliens. He’s basically Dib from Invader Zim, but somehow even sadder. He even admits that he wanted to meet aliens so they could be his friends. How sad is that? But to his credit, he steps up when he and Momo are in danger, showing a hidden inner strength.

And the best part? He shares the same name as Momoโ€™s celebrity crush!

This anime isn’t just a surreal shonen series, by the way. Its also going to be a love story, and Momo and Okarun seem to be the main focus.

Watch this Now!!!

This might be one of the best premiere episodes for an anime that I have seen in years. Dan Da Dan seems to check off all my boxes. Its hilarious, has a surreal plot, interesting characters, and watching the animation is like a spiritual experience. Weโ€™re only on the first episode, but I’m already putting it on my list of best anime of 2024. If you havent seen it yet, then please! Stop what you’re doing, go watch it on Netflix or Crunchyroll, and then come back for the next episode!

I Give “That’s How Love Starts, Ya Know!” a 5/5